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Probably the hottest goddamn nuts you've ever tasted. Definitely not for the faint-hearted.
Quality peanuts dusted with a face-melting naga jolokia (Ghost Pepper) seasoning.
Whatever you do, don't put these in a plain bowl and just leave them on the side for your unsuspecting guests. No, don't do that. That'd be a terrible thing to do.
I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho Juice range as much as I've enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.
Ingredients:
Peanuts, Naga Jolokia Spice, Rapeseed Oil.
SERIOUS HOT SAUCE FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.
HALLOWED BE THY PAIN:
49% MATRIS FUTUOR - 51% CANIS FILIUS
WARNING: EXTREME HEAT. USE WITH CAUTION!
☠ You may experience pain. Do not panic!
☠ Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain
☠ Endorphins make you feel good.
☠ If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
☠ Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine.