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Dr. Burnorium Says Prepare yourself for one of the best fiery snacks ever.
The finest traditional pork scratchings just got the Psycho treatment.
If my Psycho Scratchin's ain't the perfect accompaniment to a pint I'll smother my hat in Psycho Juice and eat the bloody thing.
Incredible, crunchy, porky perfection liberally dusted with a face-melting naga jolokia (Ghost Pepper) seasoning.
I sincerely hope that you enjoy my Psycho Juice range as much as I've enjoyed creating them for serious chilliheads like you.
Ingredients:
Pork Rinds, Edible Oil, Bhut Jolokia, Salt, Flavour Enhancer E621, Vegetable Protein.
SERIOUS HOT SAUCE FOR SERIOUS CHILLIHEADS.
HALLOWED BE THY PAIN:
49% MATRIS FUTUOR - 51% CANIS FILIUS
WARNING: EXTREME HEAT. USE WITH CAUTION!
☠ You may experience pain. Do not panic!
☠ Pain facilitates the release of powerful endorphins from within your brain
☠ Endorphins make you feel good.
☠ If pain symptoms persist do not lower your dosage
☠ Just shut up whining and take your damn medicine.